Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs.
DONT GO ON TJE BEE MOVIE TAG ITS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BEE
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
lets get this party started
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
lets play a game, guess what im eating
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